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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:27

Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the happy reality of our generation?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives